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to Maa kehti -uth ja beta,
facebook ka time ho gaya hai ...!!!

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B.f talkinG with G.f : In RoMantiC mooD"
I cAn sEe alL the world in ur eyez,
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A passersby listen nd says:
International market may kitna rush hai?
Zra dekh k btana

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I m a great fan of Thomas Edison,
Because of his quote that…!!
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Tomorrow is my exam but I dont
care
Because a single sheet of paper
cannot decide my future...

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3 Tips on how to improve ur phone's battery life..

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1. No Facebook

2. No Twitter

3. No Watsapp..

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Worlds shortest joke
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2 women were sitting quietly

Terrifying English by a Indian PT Sir

Terrifying English by a Indian PT Sir

1. there is no wind in the football.
2. I talk, he talk,why you middle talk?
3. you rotate the ground 4 times.
4. you go & understand the tree.
5. I'll give clap on your face.
6. bring your parents with your mother & father.
7. why haircut not cut.
8. why are you looking outside at monkeys when I am in class?
8. throw paper in dustbin or I'll throw myself.

Pehle Vo GF thi

Pehlay w0 G-F thi,
jo may bolta vo sunti,
phir mangetar bani,
jo vo boLti vo may sunta,
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ab vo wife hai
,hum dono boltain hain,or pura mohalla sunta hai:p

1 like to banta h bossss

Santa Banta

संता ने एक आदमी को थप्पड़ मारा। . . . आदमी ने पूछा कि मुझे क्यों मारा। . . . मैने क्या गलती की। . . . संता बोला- तुम गलती करो इसके लिए मैं इंतजार थोड़े ना करूंगा।